Steerage Life

Campground paperwork

Lot desk

— Cheap seats —

Print your assignment, take the parking quiz, play rally bingo. First class gets the huddle. We get the souvenirs.

Boarding pass

Name, brand, rally. We stamp Steerage class and dumpster view. Save the ticket and drop it in the group chat they pretend not to run.

Peek at a sample

How first class is your parking?

Eight questions. One result card. Flying Cloud through Steerage. Affectionate. Accurate. Downloadable.

1. What are you sleeping in tonight?
2. Walking to the coffee circle takes…
3. After you parked, the huddle…
4. Your view is mostly…
5. Someone asked what brand that is.
6. Do you keep a towel just for polishing rivets?
7. They offered you a spot inside.
8. Would you trade the dumpster for a rivet?

Rally bingo

A new card every time you load this page. Print it, play it, photograph the filled card. Center square is Dumpster view — that one is free, because of course it is.

Deal another card