Assigned parking

Steerage

— Life —

The Airstreams lock bumpers into a silver huddle. Tim and Kathy get the scenic dumpster. The aluminum clique thinks that is a burn. We printed it on a patch.

Campground assignment SOB staging area

Some Other Brand. Forty feet downwind of the aluminum clique. Coffee still reaches. So does the commentary.

Row B

Not glamping · just steering through life

Rally booking · SOBs welcome Rivet Life

This idea parked at Rivet Life gatherings: an Airstream rally outfit that still lets Some Other Brand through the gate. They book the huddle. We take Row B. If you want the next rally, start there.

Field glossary

Steerage Life: The overflow lot, worn as a merit badge.
SOB: Some Other Brand. Not an insult unless you polish rivets for fun.
Aluminum clique: Friends who park in a perfect horseshoe and then act surprised you can still see the campfire from over here.

A note to first class

If your trailer photographs like a soda fountain and your cone is inside whispering distance of the coffee circle, this page is not for you. Go towel a rivet. We will save you a parking stub from the cheap seats.

On the lot

The parking gap, Tim and Kathy, hats that admit you parked over here, and a wall where SOBs can tattle.