Steerage Life
Circular Steerage Life badge: a white travel trailer parked beside a dumpster.

Assigned parking

Steerage

— Life —

The Airstreams lock bumpers into a silver huddle. Tim and Kathy get the scenic dumpster. The aluminum clique thinks that is a burn. We printed it on a patch.

Campground assignment SOB staging area

Some Other Brand. Forty feet downwind of the aluminum clique. Coffee still reaches. So does the commentary.

Row B
Not glamping · just steering through life
Rally booking · SOBs welcome Rivet-Life

This idea parked at Rivet-Life gatherings: an Airstream rally outfit that still lets Some Other Brand through the gate. They book the huddle. We take the overflow lot. If you want the next rally, start there.

Rivet-Life is a trademark of rivet-life.com

Field glossary

Steerage Life
The overflow lot, worn as a merit badge.
SOB
Some Other Brand. Not an insult unless you polish rivets for fun.
Aluminum clique
Friends who park in a perfect horseshoe and then act surprised you can still see the campfire from over here.
Row B
Not a real campground row. Cheap seats: the overflow parking next to the Airstream huddle.
Rivet towel
The cloth some Airstream owners keep just to polish rivets. We do not own one.

A note to first class

If your trailer photographs like a soda fountain and your cone is inside whispering distance of the coffee circle, this page is not for you. Go towel a rivet. We will save you a parking stub from the cheap seats.